Life is a fucking mystery...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

3:12 PM

Omggg, so darn hot! Which makes me start emo-ing cos i STILL havent bought his album yet. BROKE. And new year is approaching! I need more clothes! I have like 3 new sets but it isnt enough for me, seriously. my mum keeps saying it's more than enough. haix.

Anyway, I finally finished reading OFF CENTRE yst. It's HILARIOUS!!! Ok, i know it isnt nice to be laughing about ppl with mental illnesses, but the content is just soo funny. and the way the characters speak, it's so singapore you know (well duh me, cos it's a singapore play).
And here's my favourite part! [Act 3/ Scene 1]

PC:Then what is the problem? You don't know how to say bad word is it? You know how to say bad word?

Vinod:Yes sir.

PC:You got balls or not?

Vinod:Yes sir.

PC:I cannot hear you.

Vinod:Yes sir!

PC:Recruit, I cannot hear you.
Vinod:Yes sir!
PC:Yes sir what?
Vinod:I have sir.
PC:You have what?
Vinod:I have balls sir.
PC:I cannot hear you recruit.
Vinod:I have balls sir!
PC:What?
Vinod:I have balls sir! I HAVE BALLS SIR. I HAVE BALLS SIR. I HAVE BALLS SIR. I HAVE BALLS SIR...
Sgt Mok:Sir...
Vinod:I HAVE BALLS SIR. I HAVE BALLS SIR...
Mok:Sir...
PC:Ok, Vinod that's enough.
Vinod:I HAVE BALLS SIR. I HAVE BALLS SIR...

Sergeant Mok goes to Vinod and tries to silence him, with great difficulty. He fails. PC has to get involved. Finally, Vinod is silenced.

PC:You are a bloody bastard, you know that?! Huh Vinod? You know that?! You are not fit to be in the army! You are not fit to fight for your country!! You expect other people to fight for you is it? Is it?!! Just die lah. Ok, Vinod? Just die. [slight pause] Do it for your country.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! Im not getting tired of this. The moment i read it, or just think of it i will start laughing. And i think yujie might have schizophrenia cos one of the symptom is inappropriate laughter, and i think he displays this symptom very very often indeed... And he imitated Vinod repeating the "I have balls sir" part which was so freaking funny too! Ok, i should really stop. But sometimes, i feel very off centre too... Hmmmmm....

This is me.

I'm realistic, true and factual.
I don't take too much of a load of bullshit, so know my limits.
This world is fake enough, so don't add on to it by pretending to be someone you are not.
Never expect me to change into what you want me to become. I indulge in the fact that I am who I am and embrace it.
You're beautiful, don't let others tell you otherwise.
Anything else anyone is unhappy with about me, I really don't give a fuck.

▪ ~~Contact lenses~~
▪ See Justin Bieber in person!
▪ Lose weight, be slimmer!!!
▪ A personal laptop
▪ A personal digital camera
▪ More money (which will definitely settle many other things)
▪ A happier family

Gwendolyn
Teresa
Humairah

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