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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

3:21 PM

ATTENTION: I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT I WANNA SHARE THIS COS IT MADE MY DAY LIVELIER AND MORE FUN AT WORK WITH THESE ROFL AND LOL JOKES.

*THANKS KHAIRUL, I KNOW YOU'LL SEE THIS AND THANK ME TOMORROW. PLUS GIVING ME EVEN MORE OF YOUR HILARIOUS BULLSHIT :D

The 2 attachment students Liyanah (L) and Shi Ying (S) have this supervisor who is, unfortunately, a midget. So today he has decided to come pay them a visit here. "To come and boss us around and pressurise me and Shi Ying luh." as Liyanah says. Khairul (K) and Alvin (A) have both met him before and say he is a real "fucking asshole, especially for someone his size."

[LOL 1]

Me (M): 3o'clock your supervisor still not here?
L: Ya luh he also dunno come for what, that's why can take his own sweet time mah.
*Khai and Alvin burst into office*
A: Eh that shorty haven't come ah? Fuck luh ask him don't come luh.
K: Ya he come for what sia?
S: He want to pass us the info sheet cos we run out already.
L: Make himself useful for once lor.
K: Why you 2 so scared of him sia. He so tiny eh, dont need scared luh.
L: He bossy luh then don't help us one.
K: Too short also difficult to handle hor. Sarah! Sarah the small girl can handle him!! Eh Sarah don't worry he shorter than you sia!
*ALL LOL*
A: Ask that shorty go home luh, so short also cannot do anything.
M: OI FUCK IT SHUT UP!!! Don't make fun of short people ok!!!
A: Not saying you luh relax, you very good, that shorty damn asshole.
K: *starts singing* Shorty's like a melody in my head.......
*ALL MAJOR LOLS*

[LOL 2]

*THE supervisor still not here*
S: Walao he damn late sia, think he very big ah make us wait for him.
K: HOR shi ying I tell him you make fun of him. Say he very BIG!!! It's not his fault he's a shorty, why you so bad?!
*ALL LOL*
S: Oi I didn't mean that ok.
K: I know why he late luh, too short cannot board the bus.
*ALL ROFL*
K: Eh no sia, he drive car one. Leg cannot reach the break pedal, aiyoh. Act cool drive car hor that shorty.
*ALL ROFL*

[LOL 3]

*Alvin and Khai bringing Liyanah and Shi Ying out of office for their assignment.*
A: I think Sarah don't go with us luh.
M: Huh why?
A: Cos later the shorty reach already then see that Sarah helping the 2 of them scared he not happy then scold them.
L: But Sarah help us these few days we do faster, then more people more fun mah.
S: Ya lor, then every time stress us say one day must complete in 8 labs.
K: Can, ask him grow taller first.
*ALL MAJOR LOL*
A: Sarah you stay in the office.
M: Ok, but will he come into the office or not?
K: No luh he cannot come in, too short cannot open the door.
*ALL MAJOR ROFL*
K: Sarah if the shorty really come to the office you don't open the door ah, later he see you also taller than him he will cry sia.
*ALL MAJOR MAJOR ROFL*

I nearly died from all these laughing. They may not seem so funny here but we were all laughing so fucking hard that it took a good nearly 10 minutes before they were composed enough to leave the office.

OMG, tummy-ache from all the laughing...

This is me.

I'm realistic, true and factual.
I don't take too much of a load of bullshit, so know my limits.
This world is fake enough, so don't add on to it by pretending to be someone you are not.
Never expect me to change into what you want me to become. I indulge in the fact that I am who I am and embrace it.
You're beautiful, don't let others tell you otherwise.
Anything else anyone is unhappy with about me, I really don't give a fuck.

▪ ~~Contact lenses~~
▪ See Justin Bieber in person!
▪ Lose weight, be slimmer!!!
▪ A personal laptop
▪ A personal digital camera
▪ More money (which will definitely settle many other things)
▪ A happier family

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